You’re not thirsty – trust me

When did expressing passion in conversation become synonymous with ‘thirst’? What are you supposed to do? Is communicating platonically or appearing borderline disinterested fashionable? I’m not sure when the dynamics of conversation shifted. It’s almost as if showing an active interest in the discussion is an overeager display of attention. I have no space for this.

Date night

Date her. Get a haircut. Shower well. Shave, if you must. Wear a pressed shirt. White and black. Aftershave stays above the collarbone. Don’t wear your brogues from work. Wear a three piece. Show no more than one and half centimetres of cuff. Make sure your suit is tailored. Classic never goes out of style.

Growing through heartbreak

I’ve never left a relationship the same man I was having entered it. I never entered one the same man I was in my previous relationship. I’ve always chosen to grow rather than go through a break up; to expand and evolve and move forward in any manner possible whether it be in the solace

Never marry a woman who:

This morning I awoke to find Twitter spewing its daily share of rubbish onto the timeline. Then, I came across a particularly vile thread of stupidity which was apparently set up to warn men looking to marry. This 16 point breakdown of bullshit lead to the start of an unexpected friendship between Ela and I.