The girls and I

I’ve always got on better with women than men. Looking back over the last eight years, I realise I’ve had the great fortune of growing up around the most beautiful women. Their beauty transcends the simple physical meaning to permeate into an emotional and mental definition of the word. A constellation of stars with a

Something like a love poem

I pray you’re plagued by happiness. I hope positivity clings to your skin like napalm. May your lungs drown in joy. This world will tie good fortune to your ankles. You will be shackled to sunlight. Divorced from dishonesty. Your smile will infect others. Your bones are brittle and held together with hope. You have numerous mental

Date night

Date her. Get a haircut. Shower well. Shave, if you must. Wear a pressed shirt. White and black. Aftershave stays above the collarbone. Don’t wear your brogues from work. Wear a three piece. Show no more than one and half centimetres of cuff. Make sure your suit is tailored. Classic never goes out of style.